Butt Wipe Exchange Program

I've chosen the topic of butt wipes to discuss today. There are several different ways to discuss them... but why pick the obvious one??

Butt Wipes. things that wipe your butt OR deserve to. Let's discuss the latter option.

I've been blessed with great friends in my life (really they've been blessed with me, but i digress)... where was i?... oh yeah, great friends. So i have some of them but I also have some pretty terrible ones... i call these 'friends': "butt wipes".

In the ying and yang of life, it appears a person must have butt wipe friends to balance out the great ones. It might just be me (but i swear it's not) that if you get rid of a butt wipe friend you seem to lose one of your good friends around the same time. So if you really love your good friends, you are forced to keep the bad ones too. OR the other option is to pick the "good friend" you like the least and get rid of them each time you want to get rid of a butt wipe friend.

I propose the following solution: the 'butt wipe exchange program'. i mean, how many times do we have to be lied to and stolen from (yikes... REALLY bad friend) before we get tired of them? Wouldn't it be nice to be able to exchange one of your butt wipe friends and 'change up' the drama in your life? I mean, if you're sick of your friend always lying to you, then you could exchange that one for one that simply blows you off all the time... or one that eats all your food when they come over... OR one that simply sleeps with your gf/bf? It would almost be like renting a video... hmmm... what am I in the mood for this week?... oh, how bout some good old "she stole my identity" drama??? The possibilities are endless.

I am currently looking for people to join my exchange program. Currently its me and no one else, so let me know if you're interested.

=o)

Peace Out.