Things To Live Up To

So I was supposed to come up with a new term to replace the misrepresentative "losing one's virginity"... however i scarcely thought of it after i finished posting yesterday. Yes, that's right, if you haven't figured it out yet, i suffer from a touch of A.D.D. But don't ask my mom about it cuz she says "Knock if off, you DO not!!" I think she's in denial. But i think that's a mom's job. To be in denial of her child's short comings/major defects. However, she does seem capable of seeing all of them when she's pissed at me... hmmm... interesting epiphany there.

But really growing up most people either thought their parents thought they were great, or that their parents thought they were losers. I guess i fall somewhere in the middle... but then i'm the middle child, so i was the "transitional" one. It was at my appearance that they decided their current disciplinary techniques needed to change and that they really didn't care as much about where i was all the time. Because of this "change in technique" i spent most of my life confused and not sure if i'd get in trouble for things. To play it safe i usually didn't do many "risky" things... which might account for my complete "virgo-ness" now... well that and my birthdate.

Yes that's right not only am i a "damaged middle child" i'm also a virgo. I should get a shirt that says "look out, person with issues in this shirt" on the front and on the back "lucky you, you escaped this time!"... but then if i got one, everyone else would have to get one, because let's be honest, all of us have issues. Everyone has that friend in their life that they secretely think "could benefit from many years of therapy" ... granted you might be this friend in your circle of friends, and if you're sure it isn't you, then it is. For the greater good of society please contact your local psychiatrist.

=o)

Peace.